09 [16.10.31] Pole Shift

EPISODE 9 POLE SHIFT 🔈 

Tupp returns from the North Pole - that is... with the North Pole.  This creates havoc is more ways than is immediately tangible to the residents of Hometownville.

•  North Pole Tour (Brazen Gestures and Shambles Constant)
• CPO Petrie Tries to Become Familiar with Dating (PQ Ribber)
• Marine Biologist Sheridan (Clara Tse, Chad Bowers, Frank Nora, Constant, Ribber, Eddie Murray, Marc Rose)
• Carl Cornshaver Goes to the Dogs (Rose, also produced by Rose)
• Pole Shift (Murray, Constant)
• P.O.'ed (Bowers, Jimbo)
• Shifted (Jeff Pollard, Jimbo)
• Chimney (Mike Boody, Bowers) 

08 [16.10.15] WTF 1.0

EPISODE 8 WTF 1.0

The original monologue from Episode 01 [16.08.31] Tabasco Sled.  This monologue is very similar to the original but it features a different hallucinogenic scene, plus a visit from Mayor Whatchamcallit (Milt Kanes), a character I decided to not use.

07 [16.10.14] Getting to Know the Neighbors

EPISODE 07 GETTING TO KNOW THE NEIGHBORS 🔈

Tupp is headed to the North Pole; plus the usual cast of characters do things they don’t normally do with people they don’t normally do them with! Will lifelong friendships take hold?

• Office Earthquake! (Jeff Pollard and Jimbo)
• North Pole Talk (Eddie Murray and Shambles Constant, written by Eddie and Jimbo)
• Love or Lust (Chad Bowers, Jeff and Jimbo, written by same)
• Ice Cream Anxiety (Shambles, Mike Boody and Chad)
• Grok Diary (Chad, written and produced)
• Fishy Phish (Frank Edward Nora and Shambles, written by Frank)
• Cigars (Shambles and Chad)
• The Boat (Shambles and Jimbo, written by both)
• The Baking Class (PQ Ribber, Eddie, Chad, Mike and Jimbo)
• Dog Diagnosis (Chad, written and produced)

06 [16.10.01] My Tum-Tum Hurts

EPISODE 06 MY TUM-TUM HURTS 🔈
Your stomach will be in knots when you find out what's going on in Hometownville. Nanook is in cahoots with the mob? Who is the strange visitor in town? Something suspicious! Bad doings! Accusations of shoplifting! Odd dreams!

• CPO Petrie Talks Mathematics (PQ Ribber, plus the gang of Frank Edward Nora, Eddie Murray, Chad Bowers, Shambles Constant, Marc Rose, Jimbo and Carrie Michel’s wonderful laugh)
• Final Arrangements (Mike Boody and Jimbo)
• Testimonials (with Jeff Pollard)
• Party Plans (Shambles, Chad and Jimbo, written by Chad, Shambles and Jimbo)
• Who Said That? (Jeff and Jimbo, written by both) 
• Aki and the Dating Program (written, performed and produced by Chad)
• Nanook’s Thoughts (Jimbo)
• Dennis and His Guest (Mike, Frank, PQ, Shambles, Marc Chad, [some dialogue] and Jimbo, with special guest producer MARC ROSE)
• That Pesky Po-Po (Smidge Kurdlebaum, Eddie, Chad, Shambles and Jimbo, written by Jimbo and Chad)
• New Sled Driver Dream (Jeff, Shambles and Jimbo, written by Jeff and Jimbo)
• Commercial: Arctic Maxi Pads (Jimbo)

05 [16.09.23] New People

EPISODE 05  NEW PEOPLE   🔈 

All of the sudden, Hometownville is inundated with new people and this leads to a lot of new opportunity for a variety of things. Some of the men go seal hunting.  Also, Grock shares some of his thoughts.

CONTENTS

• Community Igloo (Jimbo's monologue, with Chad Bowers, Frank Nora, Shambles Constant,  PQ Ribber, Eddie Murray and Marc Rose) 

• MONOLOGUE

  Buffalo Wings .. the menacing Tabasco sled .. Larry was naked again .. Grock selling his lawnmower (Grock) .. selling popcorn (Grock) .. Ice Scouts (Grock) .. peel and stick calendar (Grock)
  

• After the talk (Chad, Jimbo and Shambles)
• Nanook Meets Fortifor (Eddie and Jimbo)
• Seal Hunt (Chad, Shambles and Jimbo, written by same)
• Dennis (Mike Boody and Jimbo)
• CPO Petrie Talks Earthquakes (PQ, with the group plus Carrie Michel)
• Nanook Thinks Aloud (Jimbo)
• Goth Grocery (Shambles, Smidge Kurdlebaum and Jimbo)
• But You Offered (Jeff Pollard and Jimbo)
• Grock Talks to a Little Girl (performed, written and produced by Chad) 
• COMMERCIAL: Radio Free Shambles Promo (Jimbo)
• COMMERCIAL: PSA “Sled Street Safety” (Milt and Jimbo)

04 [16.09.14] Bonza Ripper Beauty

EPISODE 04  Bonza Ripper  Beauty   🔈 

Nanook and some of the townspeople are looking for answers as to how Gadzooks can still be alive.  Some discount the happenings, others have explanations.  Whatever; but an amputated leg is attached to a live body that sat for 6 days in the potato cellar.

CONTENTS 

• Looking for Answers (Frank Edward Nora and Jimbo)
• Re-visiting “I Scream Ice Cream” (Chad Bowers and Jimbo) 
• Bonza Ripper Beauty Mate! (Ruben Schade and Jimbo)
• The Tabasco Sled (Milt Kanes)
• Grock is Depressed (Chad)
• CPO Petrie Explains the Gadzooks Situation (PQ Ribber and Jimbo) 
• Ursa Minor, Boss Man (Jeff Pollard and Jimbo)
• Grock Sees Doc Keramidas (Chad, Shambles Constant and Jimbo)
• Thinking About Stuff (Jimbo)
• Grock the Radio Station DJ (Chad and Jimbo)
• Commercial: Frank’s Radio Show (Frank)
• Commercial: “I Scream Ice Cream” (Chad)

03 [16.09.13] Boogers Monologue

EPISODE 03  Boogers Monologue   🔈 

A big, sprawling, ridiculous, bathroom-humor-filled monologue, with special speaker: Tupp!

CONTENTS  

• Community Igloo (Jimbo's monologue, with Chad Bowers, Frank Nora, Shambles Constant,  PQ Ribber and Marc Rose) 

• MONOLOGUE

  Hawaii .. harmonica .. asps .. Eve .. Urban Dictionary .. anybody listening? .. good week .. the weather .. Tupp wants to talk .. Nanook’s confession .. the white men .. are we intelligent or unintelligent? .. peanut butter cookies .. Friday Bar .. no vocoder! .. Larry .. Og .. Nanook’s upper-register voice .. Nanook a female? .. breasts pierced .. aspirin tattoo .. ginger ale .. funny timpani drum .. vocoder .. macaroni and cheese .. pasta and macaroni .. wheel of cheddar .. toy airplane .. cheese rind .. toothbrush lessons .. Certs .. rowing to Hawaii .. Goth Grocery .. Po-Po .. white-skinned Inuit .. 1931 Dracula .. Universal’s monsters .. fear of automobiles .. timpani .. band people .. ROTC .. drummers .. Phillip .. Deviled Ham .. electricity .. radio stations .. KFC – Roswell – Shambles’ ovary art .. no vocoder .. the Bunkers .. Bea Arthur .. walrus .. The Rubenerd Delivery .. Ruben .. dry skin .. off color .. free cigarettes .. vegetarian foods .. picking on Larry .. more cigarette talk .. devotee of lady nicotine .. cold turkey .. dogs .. new listeners .. inside jokes .. cocaine/Joe Cain .. Uncle Fletcher (Shambles) .. beans .. bathroom humor .. same ONS Central topics over and over .. Portland .. Gang of Four .. Voodoo Donuts

Tupp part written by Shambles Constant. Monologue by Jimbo.

02 [16.09.06] Gadzooks!

EPISODE 02  Gadzooks!   🔈 

In episode 2, Gadzooks (killed in Episode 1 by the vicious Tabasco sled) is walking around town talking to people! The Navy makes a visit and tries to teach the men about basic physics and science. Plus many other goodies to keep you on your toes and amused.

CONTENTS  

• Community Igloo (Jimbo's monologue, with Chad Bowers, Frank Nora, Shambles Constant and Marc Rose) 

• MONOLOGUE

  Gadzooks is dead - will bury him later,  remembering idiot Gadzooks, pink stain, Tum Tum, more Gadzooks memories, peanuts, beer, Bear Bay whale glut, peanut butter cookies, it snowed, dreaming, the vocoder and harmonica and brass and woodwinds, Goober

Talk with Tum Tum (Milt Kanes, Jimbo, Jackie Constant)

Gadzooks?? (Chad Bowers, Jimbo, Shambles Constant)

Gadzooks!  It's Gadzooks! (PQ Ribber, Jimbo and Shambles)

Fenjuu, the Fisherman with Hemorrhoids (Shambles and Jimbo)

Petty Officer Third Class Petrie Teaches Physics (PQ, Shambles, Chad, Frank and Marc)

Labels and Stereotypes (Jeff and Jimbo)

Petrie Teaches about Auroras  (PQ, Shambles, Chad, Frank and Marc)

Commercial: Dr. Kerimidas (Shambles)

Commercial: Lost! (Jimbo)

Good Night (Jeff)

01 [16.08.31] Tabasco Sled

EPISODE 01 Tabasco Sled  🔈

(45:45) The enormous talents of Chad BOWERS, Marc ROSE, Shambles CONSTANT, Jeff POLLARD, Frank NORA, PQ RIBBER and Milt KANES combine with Jimbo to bring you "Hometownville", a very unique and hammy serial.

In the first show, we are given a brief look at some of the places around Hometownville that you may not have known existed and you get to meet some new people who weren't in the 'Original 7' shows. 

CONTENTS  

• Community Igloo (Jimbo's monologue, with PQ, Chad, Frank, Shambles and Marc) 

• MONOLOGUE
  It's cold,  I have a horrible cold, Tilimaq, the fire salesman,  Making fire when it's wet and cold,  Making fire is like making ice cream, Stubbing your toe, Hitting your shin, Seeing Larry naked,  Little Miss Buffet,  Warning to "stupid" Gadzooks, Seal skins (part I), Mandela effect,  Seal skins (part II),  Dirty laundry,  Difficulty of killing a seal, Sneezing

Tabasco Sled Vignette (Milt) 

Sharp Scissors (Jeff and Jimbo) 

TV Dinner (Chad/he also produced this sketch) 

I Scream (Chad and Jimbo) 

Radio DJ (Frank and Jimbo) 

Tilimaq Delivers (Shambles and Jimbo) 

Tabasco Makes Me Cry (Shambles and Jimbo) 

Commercial: Pizza Inuit (Jimbo)

Commercial:  PSA for Eskimos Against People Who Depict Eskimos as People Who Eat Nothing but Ice Cream on Sticks (Jimbo)

notes: Sharp Scissors skit written by Jimbo and Jeff Pollard; Radio Station DJ skit written by Frank Edward Nora;  TV Dinner skit written by Chad Bowers;   I Scream skit written by Chad Bowers and Jimbo.

All other skits and production by Jimbo.  Hometownville Theme by Jimbo; all other music was ripped from guitar effect processor and synthesizer patch demo videos! 🎹