01 Tabasco Sled
- Days prior, Nanook saw Larry sunbathing naked in the snow.
- Days prior, Nanook went to the Little Miss Buffet restaurant.
- Days prior, Mazenweed 'lost" a pair of scissors and some Visine.
- Days prior, Nanook almost fell off a fjord.
- That morning, Nanook stubbed his toe.
- Nanook went to "I Scream" ice cream and argued with store owner, K'eygasumuu.
- Frank the DJ revealed his love for the Grateful Dead rock band.
- Tilimaq revealed he uses cigars to light both small and large fires.
- Gadzooks was run over and killed by the Tabasco sled and his body was put in he potato cellar for several days. His leg was also cut off in the accident.
- The town of Hometownville refused to bury Gadzooks because the ground was too frozen and nearly impossible to dig in.
- Gadzooks is not dead after all and his leg is intact. He claims he was never in a Tabasco sled accident.
- There is a glut of whale in Bear Bay at this time.
- Various Naval personnel have stopped by as of late, trying to teach the men about basic math, physics, astronomy and scientific instrument usage. Chief Petty Officer Third Class Donald Petrie from the British Navy was one of those people.
- Fenjuu (local fisherman and friend to Nanook) asked Nanook to surgically remove his hemorrhoids, offering to barter him a large amount of goods for his services. Nanook refused.
- Tupp confessed dramatically to group that he is trying to stop picking his nose.
- Nanook said that once it gets warmer, they'll all be rowing to Hawaii.
- Nanook recently had a birthday.
- Nanook revealed that the Naval officers who came to teach also shared canned meats with the men.
- Nanook has a tattoo of aspirin on his arm.
- Nanook talked with Frank the DJ and asked him if he could explain to him differing "timelines".
- Nanook went to I Scream ice cream and argued with store owner, K'eygasumuu, again. He also learned that K'eygasumuu is catering his daughter's birthday party.
- The men got lessons in using the compass and the sextant from CPO Sydney of the British Royal Navy. Sydney seems to think that he is still in Australia, or the his home country, or the South Pole.
- Nanook talked with CPO Petrie about the death of Gadzooks; Petrie claimed all were hallucinating or perhaps magic or witchcraft was involved.
- Grock is depressed about death and the unanswered questions perpetuated by the Mandela Effect.
- Grock is now a DJ at radio station KFEN 570 AM, a new station in town.
- Grock sought treatment from Kerimidas for a possible cricket in his ear.
- Mazenweed and Nanook may have gotten trouble at work; they were caught goofing off by their boss, Mr. Ursa Minor.
- Tum Tum and the Tabasco sled was seen.
- June was introduced to the series. She is a nurse for Kerimadas.
- Tupp made a frantic 911 call.
- Nanook saw Larry naked again in his backyard.
- Grock and the Korean janitor had a small run-in at the Community Igloo.
- Grock is either selling or giving away his lawmower that has spilled white paint on it.
- Grock is selling bags of popcorn for 25 dollars (clams) for his nephew who is the Ice Scouts.
- Grock, Tupp and Nanook all went seal hunting. While they did get a small seal, Tupp had a fish get in his butt crack,
- Fortifor attended the Community Igloo talk. Fortifor is the son of Fenjuu. He and Nanook outside and Fortifor made arrangements for Nanook to meet his uncle Dennis, whom he said could "get rid of" the Tabasco driver, Tum Tum.
- Nanook met Dennios, who is from "back East". He said he could get rid of the Tasbsco sled driver but it would cost 10,000 clams. But since 10,000 clams would go bad and he doesn't even really like clams, he would want the men to instead build him a video rental store, which was agreed upon.
- CPO Petrie gave a talk about earthquakes. He seemed to maybe be a bit disturbed about his old 7th grade Catholic school art teacher who used to beat him with a rolled-up Big Chief writing tablet.
- June and Fenjuu had a conversation at the Goth Grocery. June was buying batteries and fresh grass and talked about her 33 year-old son, Nocturnus, who "eats like a horse". Fenjuu was reluctant to talk about his hemorrhoid surgery and was also wanting to buy some chocolate Yoo-Hoo. Po-Po, the cashier, said his boss was Mormon and didn't go in for chocolate or sooty grouse flavor- all they sell is Belgua Yoo-Hoo.
- Mazenweed covered for Nanook at work - since Nanook forgot to turn in a work order. Then they made plans to go to Fishy Delishy.
- Grock talked to a little girl.
- Aki was on a dating video.
- Tum Tum and his dogs were scared off the fjord by Timo; who was brought to town by Dennis, who was secretly promised a video store for doing the dirty deed. Tupp was in charge of cleaning up the mess.
- CPO Petrie gave a visual talk, using fish, about addition.
- Nanook planned a big party after the demise of Tum Tum.
- Po-Po accused Nanook of stealing maxi pads at the Goth Grocery.
- Grok revealed his mother is from Ixtapa, Mexico.
- A small earthquake or two hit outside of Hometownville; Consolidated Kitchenware was affected. A cactus fell off a shelf and messed up an important paper and Nanook and Mazenweed had to re-do it.
- Aki and June met Jeff and were 'contestants' on WFEN's radio show, "Love or Lust", hosted by Grok. June won.
- Tupp confessed he was going to the North Pole and wants to bring it back to Hometownville.
- Tupp was the only one who knew the ice cream served at I Scream Ice Cream was made of real ice cream, or something...
- Tupp and Nanook were both trapped under boats during a windstorm down by the beach.
- Grok was very insightful and talked at length about his house burning down and also dogs and cancer.
- A baking class was held with Lee-Lee; several attended, including Dennis, Grok, Jimbo and CPO Petrie. Petrie lost his wedding ring in the dough but then found it. Dennis joked that he was wearing pantyhose.
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